February 14, 2012

Valentielo

I am so bad. How could I forget today is Saint Valentine's Day. I think it's because I don't believe in the celebration of love and affection in one single day. I believe in celebrating it everyday. However, I really am not in the position to say these things because I am currently not in a seriously stable relationship. I am pseudo-single, pseudo-taken. However you may interpret that, fine with me.

I have a few investments, yes. But one thing's for sure. I haven't found the right person yet. Well, I thought I already found this person more than a year ago but I don't even know why my feelings changed. The relationship was almost perfect. My other half was almost everything I wanted - mature, responsible, loving, thoughtful, reasonable, and most of all, good-looking. Hehe. But let's not get all nostalgic. I didn't regret anything from that relationship. I didn't regret it ended as well. Everything went the way it was supposed to.

It's kinda strange I'm talking about all this so I should already stop. :) Really, all I wanted was to greet everyone a Happy Valentine's Day. Regardless your relationship status, it's a special day.

Confused

I'm confused.

I don't know how I should feel towards these people who are innocently unaware of certain things and they try to inform me of what they think is right because they think what they know is enough but it actually isn't. Their intentions, however, are purely of full concern towards me that is why they let me know of this particular situation. In my part, I am fully oriented of the situation and I do not know if I should feel pathetic towards their ignorance or I should feel thankful for their concern.

Am I being evil or being rational? Perhaps I should just enlighten them and be appreciative for the concern. Yes?

February 5, 2012

Magnitude 12 Earthquake

I just had to blog this. This is crazy. For fuck's sake.

So I received this extremely ridiculous text message hours ago:



I freaked out. Yes. But NOT because I was scared of it but because of how extremely ridiculous it was. I mean, come on. Who does this shit? Well, obviously some stupid dumbass who wants attention from everybody. Well guess what bitch, I ain't falling for your sick joke, motherfucker. Note: I apologize for the foul words. It expresses my fury.

Anyway, so I freaked out, right? As I was reading it, you will never have any idea how much OC-ness that went running through my veins at that very moment due to the unfathomably catastrophic height of grammatical errors the message contained.

Here, let me guide you through how I reacted step by step. My reactions italicized.

5:00pm Feb.5 2012 the [bitch, can you at least start it off with a capital letter?] underwater volcanoe [Volcanoe? Volcanoe?! Since when did the fucking word volcano had an 'e'?!] in Matarinao, Salcedo, Eastern Samar will blow off [Are you fucking kidding me? Blow off? What is this, a dick you can blow off?! Use the word 'erupt!']. An expected magnitude intensity higher of 12 will happen [Correction: An expected magnitude intensity higher THAN 12 will OCCUR. Can you at least be more scholarly and use that word: OCCUR].
Municipality [Bitch, it's 'Municipalities', there are many towns, not just one] that in sealevel [Bitch, it should be 'that are at sea level'] are being [Bitch, you can remove 'being'] adviced [bitch, it's 'advised'] to evacuate as early as now [Wow, this early? It's only 9PM. The night is still young. And who the fuck is advising? I didn't hear anything from the news or any authority] for the reason of those aftershock after this earthquake [Bitch, does an aftershock happen BEFORE and earthquake? Bitch, you could have just said 'because of the aftershocks', as fucking simple as that]. Everyone is also advice to go to open space and higher ground. [Again, 'advised']
This message is from Phivolcs personnel [Bitch, it should be 'this message is from a Phivolcs personnel named *insert Phivolcs personnel name here*] who is monitoring the underwater volcanoe in eastern samar.

All I can say is FUCK YOU whoever you are who made this. There are so many INVALID things in this message. Let me enumerate:

  1. "An expected magnitude intensity higher of 12 will happen " -- No one expects an earthquake. No one can predict an earthquake, even volcanologists. If they can predict earthquakes, so many people could have been saved from them.
  2. "An expected magnitude intensity higher of 12 will happen " -- The highest magnitude ever recorded on earth is only 9.5. I will bet on my life that this magnitude 12 will never occur. Only on stars like magnetar quakes higher than 10.
  3. "Municipality that in sealevel are being adviced to evacuate as early as now for the reason of those aftershock after this earthquake." -- Aside from the terrible grammar, evacuating nor the aftershocks will NOT matter anymore if higher than a magnitude 12 happens because if it does, everything will be shattered by then. Everyone will most likely be killed after that quake. So evacuating will be useless and aftershocks will do no difference. And why sea level? Even of you are at the top of the mountain, if a magnitude 12 or higher strikes, that mountain is no exception. Yes, we can leave town and go somewhere really far but that would be extremely impractical considering that the text message is largely unrealistic, unprofessional, and unbelievable.
  4. "Everyone is also advice to go to open space and higher ground" -- Going to an open space will not save you from a higher than a magnitude 12 earthquake. The earth will most likely crack open and eat all of us alive. Making us dead.
  5. "Everyone is also advice to go to open space and higher ground" -- Higher ground? As mentioned earlier, a mountain is NO exception from an earthquake. This is not a tsunami which we will be able to escape from if we go to higher grounds.
  6. "This message is from Phivolcs personnel who is monitoring the underwater volcanoe in eastern samar." -- Who the devil is this Phivolcs personnel? Why is he hiding? Why is he anonymous. For your information, if Phivolcs reports a serious issue such as this, it will not be relayed through text messaging. It should have been in television news, radios, massive announcements and all that shit. Not through an error-filled message.